Welcome to the website of the Afford family, bit of a work in progress at the moment, so just bear with us for a while. 

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The Afford family consists of Myself, Ian, my wife Debby, son Jake (Grumpy Teenager, 13) and Emily (Little Madam, 8).  We live in a 3-bed semi, in Costessey, Norwich, UK.

I work as an IT Support Engineer for Advantage Technologies, Debby is a full-time housewife and mother, and we're trying to send the children up chimneys to clean them, but apparently the Government considers that to be illegal.